Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006

because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

by Killinphil November 09, 2008

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself

mhmhmhmhhmh

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
mhmhmhmhm

by Wild Destroyer June 20, 2023

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 22, 2023