Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge
Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.
by the f.a December 30, 2018
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Fantastic North London football giants. Cosmopolitan support, unlike neighbouring clubs in the capital. Current top-rated English players include Jermain Defoe, Ledley King and Paul Robinson. Great players of the past include Glenn Hoddle, Gazza, Klinsmann and Jimmy Greaves.
Arsenal, West Ham and Chelsea fans will probably need to refer to a dictionary to find out what "cosmopolitan" means.
by Marc Walker January 26, 2005
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Tottenham Hotspurs are a bad football team that have not won a league championship since 1961, and have a large fan base of Jewish community. Tottenham thought that they had struck gold when they signed Gareth Bale, and he soon became the team. However he soon came to his senses and realised that Tottenham were shit and left for a team 1000 times better. Currently these clueless supporters just remember the good old days, not just when they had Bale, but those 50 odd years ago when they actually won.
Man1: " hey did you watch the history channel last night?"
Man2: "no what was on?"
Man1: "something from before I was born, did you know Tottenham Hotspurs won a championship once?"
*both men burst into laughter*
by XxdanxX November 12, 2014
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One of the most hated clubs in the Premiership. Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham all hate Spurs (going back to Spurs' large Jewish fanbase) though really it is out of jealousy. Spurs have the best fans in the prem (all this bullshit about toon and sunderland is shite, they all leave when the going gets tough)

to summarise tottenham are amazing, although the results and performances of the team are unpredictable but after all when else can you see amazing players such as richardo rocha and ben alwick??
tottenham hotspurs 5 - 1 arsenal

arsenal fan: yeah its carling cup we didnt play our best team

me: so your best team doesnt include fabregas, adebayor, Van Persie or gallas(before he went mental)
by jermaine jenas July 03, 2009
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Better than arsenal

Arsenal live in Tottenhams shadow

Best In London

Kings of north London

In the champions league final
What’s that team called that’s the better version of arsenal

Oh yeah that’s Tottenham Hotspur
by Jammy_K May 08, 2019
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The biggest bottlers in the whole of English football always believing they are better then anyone else without actually winning anything.

They love to pretend they aren't bothered by West Ham United but they constantly try to prove to West Ham fans that West Ham are their cup final team when really Tottenham Hotspurs are just another team that happens to play in the same league and city. It's well known that West Ham fan's biggest fiercest rivalry is Millwall, they even hate minnows Sheffield United more.
I hope they don't bottle it again like Tottenham Hotspurs arrogant fuckers
by Spurzy_cannot_win_a_thing February 12, 2019
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1.Worst club in europe and has overly loyal fans who has false hope for their club.

2. A shit and banter club.

3. Bunch of bottlers.
A friend : Why are you still that shite club Tottenham Hotspur?

Spurs supporter : Just to watch Ndombele play.
by Flyre. March 31, 2021
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