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Wet tortilla

A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.
I almost killed her with a wet tortilla.
by Dgalactic June 10, 2009
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Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010
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cast-attrition thriller

A film sub-genre in which the characters are picked off one by one, often by a masked killer or malignant force. Salient examples: Friday the 13th (Jason); Final Destination (Death); Sunshine (the Sun).

Coined by Tasha Robinson of the AV Club to describe Danny Boyle's film "Sunshine"(2007).
Originating quote, from the review of "Sunshine"(2007) -
In many ways, Sunshine is a been-there-done-that cast-attrition thriller: Alien with an exterior monster instead of an interior one, Event Horizon with better effects and less gore, Pitch Black with the contrast turned way up. The cast members make wry jokes about getting eliminated one at a time, horror-movie style, but they still follow all the horror-movie procedures, even duly splitting up in a dangerous, unknown situation. It's like they've gracefully accepted that they're just hitting a series of predestined, genre-mandated marks. - Tasha Robinson, Onion A.V. Club
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thrillerconda

Thrillerconda is Michael Jackson's crotch, A.K.A Mike JR.
I can't get enough of Michael Jackson's thrillerconda in those gold pants!
by heyimapplehead August 7, 2010
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Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
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Thriller

The Best song/music video ever. from Michael Jacksons album by the same title. Everyone loves Thriller.
1)Jimmy: Did you learn Thriller in your 'Dance like Michael Jackson' class?
Sam: Heck yea!

2) Zach: why do you like Michael Jackson?
Sam: he made Thriller!
by sam September 23, 2005
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Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."
by vibes69 December 5, 2019
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