turnip truck

Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.

You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.

by octopod May 29, 2004

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

toriphoria

A physical state resembling an orgasm usually occuring in toriphiles (fans of tori amos) due to overexposure to the wonderful music of tori amos. It can also be used to refer to the sudden epifany that her lyrics can actually mean something. This word is meant to be used in loving terms but can also be used negativley by the friends and family of toriphiles who disapprove of their obsessive worship of the one and only red haired goddes, Tori Amos.

Omg isabella I just had a moment of complete toriphoria last night.

by 14tdawg June 22, 2006

Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

Turnip-Eater

A word to describe someone who eats turnips in Animal Crossing to show off that they can afford to eat their turnips rather than sell them. (usually because they couldn’t find a good price but still want something to brag about)

Lucy: how much did you sell your turnips for this week?
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.

Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater

by Demonslayer64 May 3, 2020

Tornigger

When a group of black people invades a white neighborhood by moving into the houses. Usually drops all value of the houses around it, allowing for more black people to move in.

David: This neighborhood sure has a lot of black people.
Alex: Yeah, used to be a white community before being hit by the Tornigger.

by LittleLeagueBoys December 17, 2021

Arctic Turnip

While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.

I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.

Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.

by Commander of Turds September 16, 2014