Torkel

To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",

"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.

by General Squid June 19, 2010

Torkel

to stagger while walking due to intoxication.

After a hard night drinking he torkeled up the road into the distance.

by CeePeeEee May 25, 2017

torkjell

A male with the biggest cock. is a pilf and loves to fuck models with his 20 inch dick

AHHHH TORKJELL HARDER DADDY

by TB boi May 22, 2017

Torhjelm

A last name not often pronounceable. "Torhjelm" is always used on people who have a family history of syphilis. Since Torhjelm's are always using the streets as their buisness line, they can easily spread infection and STD's throughout the world. They are often said to be taking advantage of the worlds "urges" by their sexy stamina. It is not very often when you meet a Torhjelm, but when you do, make it worth your while. And make sure you give that Torhjelm syphilis.

Guy 1- "Dude you know that girl I was with last night?"
Guy 2- "Yah. DID YOU MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER SYPHILIS?"
Guy 1- "She was a Torhjelm... there was no need."

by NVFRUEHTRUHGSIER4UTR4HWIAQYTOU June 25, 2010

torkel

n. term used to describe a twisted mess; usually revolting or otherwise something one would want to avoid.

How was your friend's band last night?
It was a complete torkel. The guitarist decided to destroy the drum kit because the drummer was 1/16 off. Everybody left.

by anon122333 November 1, 2017

Torkel

The culture/group of people who follow "Torkel Moment" also known as "Sons Of Torkel" or "Agents Of Torkel"

That guys definitely a Torkel did you see that Torkel Moment he just did!

by BigWilly69AGENT8772 December 29, 2021