Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.
Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?
Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!
Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!
Harold - You suck!
Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!
Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!
Harold - You suck!
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You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.
Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.
You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.
Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.
You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.
Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
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