Toplinson

Louis Tomlinson topping when having sex with his husband, Harry Styles

person 1: Do you think Louis tops or bottoms?

Larrie: TOPLINSON SUPREMACY oBvIOuSLy

by LouisWToplinson January 2, 2021

topless jeep

a jeep with the top down or removed

there is a national topless jeep day.

by The MAN4ME February 24, 2015

Topless Tuesday

a tumblr holiday every tuesday, where people are asked to post topless ppictures of themselves.

girl: Craig, it's Topless Tuesday

Craig: no

by neramarola March 7, 2010

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

topless

wearing nothing above the waist, usually said of a woman

The Police arrested a young woman who went topless as a protest aginst the new law.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006

topless nachos

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.

Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!

by totalpyro420 June 17, 2008

toploader

n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.

I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.

by I August 16, 2004