tosage

Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.

Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?

by firesout7981 February 26, 2015

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

topogenesis

The process by which the place where a person is raised influences their personality characteristics.

Her ridiculous accent is clearly a result of topogenesis.

by Sarasaurus October 30, 2007

Toeage

The length and thickness of a toe.

When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.

*someone shows their toe*
“Wow that is a substantial amount of toeage right there.”

by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005

Tokage

The sacred act of getting high from smoking cannabis. The word is pronounced Toe-kog-a, and sounds somewhat Japanese. This is not the actual actual Japanese word but a corruption of the slang term "Tokeage".

"On 420 were going to have a massive Tokage session."
"Do you practice Tokage?"
"I am a Tokage master."
"The Tokage is strong with this one."
"Pigs disrespect the sacred Tokage."

by Lifixs May 15, 2010

topangea

a faggot who wants to be like craz8 and flexo!!

he not that good, but he so topangea!

by Mang October 13, 2004