Excreting one’
s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’
s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’
s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’
s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’
s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’
s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’
s modern top-shelf are a
based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat
deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1.
People that are from
California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2.
Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
