tootelage

Refers to either:
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.

All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Tootalage

The act of tooting that thang up for a duration of time only for it to get torn down.

The Tootalage currently in act was to much for him and her.

by Ascendant Hit December 13, 2025