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Labia lady tonight

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016
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T-Spawn-Toni

A German CS:GO-related term referring to a player that spends the majority of the round at the T-Spawn on de_dust2 with an AWP. Most of the time it is a player of Turkish or Russian origin that desperately hopes for a kill while letting his entire team die. 90% of the time it results in the respective player getting kicked by his teammates (deservedly).
Dimitri ist so ein T-Spawn-Toni
by Jonathan E. May 1, 2021
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Tonick

Two people who will fall for eachother instantly! They will deny dating rumours and pretend but everyone know they are crushing on eachother.
Someone: look at that cute couple

Someone else: must be a tonick!
by Ooopsies June 9, 2020
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Toni

Toni is a smart and funny person to be around when your day is going bad toni will be there to cheer you up she is special and never gives up on you and keeps your day going. Toni is the greatest and sweetest person once you get to know her.
i love toni, i wish i had one
by micheal kor October 29, 2015
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Tonight's Like

When you write " what's good for tonight " on Facebook and everybody starts liking it but nobody comments and writes what's happening.
I wonder what's going on tonight, but I don't want to ask through Facebook cause I know I'll just get a bunch of Tonight's Like's.
by Gimaf July 8, 2012
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Toniann

She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

A girl who isn't afraid t...o speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.See more
I am a Toniann ;-)
by toni16c November 15, 2011
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Toni-Ann

Toni-Ann is the most beautiful girl ever. She is the type of girl that doesnt talk to people much. She is very nice but can often be misjudged due to her bitchy face but she is amazingly gorgeous . Toni-Ann is Jamaican. Get yourself a Toni-Ann you'll fall in love
Toni-Ann favourite catchphrase is butter makes it taste better
by YOURSTURLYDICTONARY23 September 10, 2019
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