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Toobin

To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.
"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.
by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020
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Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law
The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out
by BlargLord February 17, 2021
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toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.
He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.
by RescueRay October 19, 2020
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Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.
John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.
by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020
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Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
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tomin

Tomin is the name of a guy whose existence is a blessing. You'll never want to leave his side after you met him. Looking into his eyes will leave you lost and obsessed. His facial features are sharp and agonizing. He's not just a handsome gentleman on the outside but he is also a mysterious young man who has beautiful personality on the inside. Fight to break his walls, and you won't regret it at all. You'll never want to leave his secure arms and will always crave his presence. His voice is soothing and hearing him talk will make you smile instantly. He's sexy as f and amazing in bed. Gentle, romantic, passionate or rough....He'll give it to you in any way you want it. His kisses are like drug and you'll never want to take your lips off of him. Love him and he'll treat you like his princess and will give you the utmost respect. Just a day of getting to know him and you'll fall in love with him instantly. Friend or lover, if you find a Tomin in your life, keep him.
Do you know Tomin?
That sexy and charming dude over there?
Damn. I'd like to make him mine.
by Dieyouthee <3 November 2, 2017
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Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.
I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.
by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020
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