toolshed 

1.A place, typically a bar or nightclub, where tools are known to congregate.
2. Any place where there is a high percentage of tools.
3. Any place (bar, nightclub,etc.) that comes highly recommended by a tool.

1.We went to that new club, but it turned out to be just another toolshed.

2. Dave told me about that place, but if he thinks it's cool, it's got to be a toolshed.

toolshed by Tankboy December 28, 2005

toolshed 

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

toolshed by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014

Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.

I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.

Rusty Toolshed by Ojizzum March 1, 2008

toolshed 

a person who only talks about himself, the money he makes, and the shit that he does. basically he has no regard for anyone else.

jesus, aaron is a toolshed, someone should kick him in the face

toolshed by aaron p July 11, 2004

toolshed 

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.

That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.

toolshed by Theo February 17, 2005

toolshed 

A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.

I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?

toolshed by ScottyWI May 10, 2004

toolshed 

To tell someone that they are beyond being a tool. They are more useless then anyone. This people are usually bigger then others and calling them a toold shed is like telling them they are retared and a waste of space

Yo big Jim your a toolshed

toolshed by Matt McLean December 28, 2005