ToolBitch

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.

"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."

by Glockmeister November 19, 2004

toolitude

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

Mexican Tool Kit

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.

Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."

by markemarkmark July 19, 2011

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

tool kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

Italian tool kit

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.

"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!

by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010

Toolakit

A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.

Wow that kid is a toolakit

by nosyt May 18, 2009