After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
by tnear January 23, 2011
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(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?
stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
by lolicakes April 9, 2011
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Get the toyletted mug.When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.
Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...
by indigo1er August 9, 2010
Get the Toilette Surprise mug.A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.
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