Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

by ivan009 November 27, 2009

toolbaggery

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

by terv February 12, 2007

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

by otmazletov February 12, 2013

plumbers toolbag

A massive cameltoe

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag

by The double vulcan December 17, 2015

tollbar

quite litteraly the worlds most communist school

freind: hey i got a grey scarf to wear to school :)
me: good luck...
teacher: THAT SCARF IS NON REGULATION UNIFORM, its confascated!
friend: -_-
me: tollbar for you.

by shadow_skeleton October 3, 2011

toolwarehouse

The highest order of tools. One who has achieved this disgraceful plateau has lost the respect of all of his peers and probably has lost most of his friends too. His chances of getting laid on a regular basis are next to zero.
An example of a toolwarehouse would be a balding, middle-aged grocery store manager who has lost all sense of reality.

Paul seriously said that to you? Man that guy's not just a toolshed he's a whole freakin' toolwarehouse.

by rickyfresh June 18, 2006