tool shed

A place where tools like to frequent.

I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.

by tankboy September 21, 2005

Tool shed

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.

yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009

tool shed

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts

The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.

by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010

tool shed

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

by cro magnum September 22, 2007

tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

by ProfessorOwl May 14, 2007

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

by Harry Hole April 20, 2012

tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

by Terry Sachs December 20, 2011