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tobiazard by TheMightyHorn September 4, 2019
tobias forge
mr. ghost.
its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
twink.
its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
twink.
totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
tobias forge by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023
Tobias Funke
1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
Tobias Funke by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008
Tobias
Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me”
Tobias by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018
Tobias Hellberg
He's got a huge dong with a tattoo of a dragon on it. He is shorter than a hobbit but hairier than a dwarf. He would fit right in in the Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. Some people call him the lover of math, I call him the love of my life. He could put his humongous dong in any of his students, the would just beg for more. He gives the worlds best hugs, but watch out so he doesn't rape you. I could call him Daddy anytime. He is the epitome of a handsome man. Tobias is love, Tobias is life.
Tobias Hellberg by AssCrumbs January 31, 2019