by Anonymous October 30, 2003
Get the tomfooler mug.A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.
-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
by wesk8 January 9, 2015
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by Elric21 July 31, 2012
Get the tomfoolery mug.Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.
by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018
Get the Tampoozled mug.by TheKingLeo October 17, 2017
Get the Tomfoolerist mug.Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*
by fallboygo June 5, 2023
Get the Ludicrous tomfoolery mug.Is a small pellet made out of mud and saliva which a bear inserts into his anus before hibernating for the winter, to stop the ants getting in.
by Big Brown Bear March 18, 2009
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