tomfooler

the accused one of pulling the wool over someone's eyes, someone who is mischievious

Why, you tomfooler! Your birthday is really tommorrow.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

tomfoolery

foolishness of the type tom would engage in

"Enough of this greeked tomfoolery. It's called lavaliered."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

Tampoozled

Verb: To deceive someone with non-existent evidence to justify the use of tampons for GSWs or massive bleeding.

"The authors have been tampoozled" -MAJ Andrew Fisher, 2018

by Whiskey Delta Gulf September 7, 2018

Tomfoolerist

One who commits an act of tomfoolery.

Leo: Mike is a tomfoolerist, always causing trouble...

by TheKingLeo October 17, 2017

Ludicrous tomfoolery

The most terrible shenanigans any young bloke could commit!

Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery
Young man: ye man? IMMA FUCKING SHANK YEW MAN YEAH INNIT BRUV IM GONNA REALLY FUCKING SHANK YOU BRUDDA
Bartholomew: please bloke stop.
*sir bartholomew nockton the 8th was found dead in a dumpster the next day*

by fallboygo June 5, 2023

Tompion

Is a small pellet made out of mud and saliva which a bear inserts into his anus before hibernating for the winter, to stop the ants getting in.

"Those pesky ants won't get me this time,not with my tompion" said the bear.

by Big Brown Bear March 18, 2009