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Tomball High School

A disgusting school built in the 1300's, Majoroity population of white, inbred, ugly, retarted, dipping, cowboy boot and tight jean wearing, faggots whoe all drive trucks and listen to country music while enjoying a six pack of $2 keystone light
Whats that you go to Tomball High School? Oh well thats cool some body has to lose every football game in the season.
by BALLER BOYD July 16, 2009
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Tomball High School

A high school in North Houston that claims to be the "Pride of Texas", but hasn't been shit, and will never be shit. Many students are possibly inbred, absolutely ignorant, and the girls are whores that have more diseases than an West African child.
"Have you met that guy that went to Tomball High School?"

"Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with those faggots?"
by Scoreboard Mutherfuckers November 17, 2014
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tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.
by M.P.B March 19, 2008
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tomball memorial highschool

It’s the worst place you can ever go to with all thous drugs and everything, they are all hillbilly fags that deserve terminal lung cancer
Hey have you seen anyone from Tomball memorial highschool.

Only one person and he was such a faggot
by Smolbutterboi November 5, 2017
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Tomball High School

The pride of Texas where everyday is a good day to be a Cougar
Tomball High School, 'You are the pride of Texas"
by cougar2012 March 17, 2011
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tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe
oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.
by umm ok. February 15, 2024
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Topballenest

It wasn't until i got to the Vip room and saw them, i knew right away that i had found the players circle, and the most topballenest players were there.
by James Fuckn Beam February 24, 2011
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