Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

Toetard

Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross

Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019

Tosstard

Some one who plays Starcraft or Starcraft II as Protoss and is a huge asshole.

I was playing against this Tosstard named Rick and he tried to control my life

by Pissed off in Miami February 23, 2011

Tomstar

literally the worst ship you can ever imagine, seriously this ship must die and never return. Even if this ship is dying out, it must die and never return. EVER. Tom belongs with Janna and Star belongs with Marco. starco and Jantom is the correct ship.

person: who's tomstar?
Chloe and Jinny: the worst ship anyone can imagine.

by Jinny061213 May 6, 2019

Toesturbating

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

Toestan

A special kind of toe jam you only get at an eminem concert. It really stinks, and tastes like pickles and burnt chicken. I know this because I took my girlfriend to an eminem concert last year and I have a foot fetish.

Bob: "Yo dude, I heard the homie went to that eminem show last night."

Chuck: "Oh Dan? Bruh... we were gonna smoke a blunt before work today, but he hadn't showered since the show and the toestan was so rank I had to get my ass outta there. I guess the legends are true."

by Eye Githel Ahblo Jawbs November 28, 2018

testaroasting

an occurrence which causes one's blood to boil; getting pissed; making one mad; by causing their testosterone to flow profusely; testosterone-roasting.

snitches might be responsible for testaroasting the killaz

by SnoopPakiPak January 3, 2009