Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Tendou

My boyfriend.

Tendou is not creepy fucking monster

by Jelpin January 26, 2021

tendoloitus

A combination of a tendon, a ligament, and a loitus. Commonly used when expressing sheer pain from, in, and around joints, tendons, and ligaments.

"Oww! I just sprained my tendoloitus"

by bboybob23 February 2, 2010

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

toedown

a person , place , thing , or situation that is not appealing or worthy of respect . (adjective)....being sorry , uncooth , and low.

lisa is a toedown individual because she bought an 8 ball of meth instead of food for her children.(used as an adjective)

by greg perdue March 26, 2008

Tondom

Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.

Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!

by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014

satori tendou

tendou is better than you. he will always be better than you. he is living perfection. whilst you? are ugly. in conclusion, tendou deserves life more than anyone you know

"baki baki ni ore, nani wo? kokoro wo da yo~
konagona ni kudake, nani wo?

seishin wo, da yo.

-satori tendou

by 1nsidi0us January 3, 2021