Todesfaust

The stupendous kvlt Black Metal band from philly who rock the masses

also German for "Fist of Death"

I was bumpin Todesfaust on the way over hurr

by No joke May 5, 2005

todes

A way to say 'thank you' or 'thanks' - off of the Hebrew word 'todah'

Ex. Todes for the ride home last night.

Ex. Todes for listening to my problems.

Ex. I want to say todes for the Broadway ticket. It was so generous.

by KGByall March 26, 2009

Kids at the pool with no towels

When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.

"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."

by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009

Todella

Someone who can't get enough big black lovin!

That damn todella went home with 3 brothas from da club last night!

by Chadra March 27, 2003

Decorative towels

1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use

2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.

To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels

by Aries7777 January 11, 2017

Unpaper towels

UnPaper Towels are

reusable cloth towels that are

useful for cleaning up spills

and wiping off counters.

They wash and dry beautifully.

A perfect paper towel

replacement that is

eco-friendly and cost effective.

A dozen will hold up for a

year or more.

Please use the UnPaper Towels to clean up that spill.

by JamesWife May 25, 2017

wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

by Nuckpang February 17, 2008