A religion in which the God known as Tobuscus is worshiped. Followers worship the awesomeness of their God and think in his voice. Also, they say phrases that their God says such as "Intro of darkness, then redness, then whiteness!", "Steven!", "Knock knock, moe'sacra", etc.
Guy 1: "Knock knock Moe'sacra!"
Guy 2: "Hey Boone!"
Guy 3: "uh....what?"
Guy 1: "You wouldn't get it, you don't practice Tobuscusism"
Guy 2: "Hey Boone!"
Guy 3: "uh....what?"
Guy 1: "You wouldn't get it, you don't practice Tobuscusism"
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its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
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its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.
he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).
basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.
twink.
totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.
“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.
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2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual
"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke
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