Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 04, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 06, 2006

Toaster Strudel

When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.

Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.

by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023

Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.

I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.

by Betaversion February 10, 2015

Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face

(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."

by Harvnierds November 21, 2006