mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Toastyasaur

A phrase that means a unfunny piece of toast on the internet.

that was pretty Toastyasaur of you.

by The one who we don't speak of May 31, 2021

Toastability

How well a toaster waffle can be toasted.

The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.

by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

Toastsweat

The condensation left on a plate created by a hot or warm slice of toast which has been left sitting for longer than 7/4rd's of a minute (1.75 minutes). This phenomenon leaves your toast slightly soggy unless you are clever enough to flip the toast before the time limit is up. This will also occur with foods such as French Toast and Grilled Cheese.

"Damned toastsweat made my G-Cheese soggy!"

"Flip my toast over before it sweats all over my plate."

by Captain Breakfast June 17, 2007

Toastussy

A derivative of bussy, referring to the sexual reproductive organs of a feminine android.

That toastussy needs some oiling.

by Dixon Toastussy July 3, 2022

toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

by emifart September 6, 2007