When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
by LittleRoman March 9, 2019
Get the taint to taintmug. Although he can't yet grow any facial hair, Mike can still grow a two-foot Santa beard off his taint.
by ???????????????????????? October 12, 2007
Get the taintmug. The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)
by Jason Witt August 10, 2007
Get the taintmug. The sensitive tract (see: Area) of epidermis (see: Skin) conveniently located (for the ladies {see:Biotches}) betwixt (see the movie "Young Guns") the male reproductive gennitals (see: Ballsack) and his (or recently trans-formed to "his" {see: Tranny}) rectum (see: Asshole).
by Fucky Fiddlesticks August 2, 2019
Get the Taintmug. The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.
Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
Seuss: just taint it
LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game
Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
by PigBat July 20, 2013
Get the Taint itmug. by mark knudsen June 27, 2005
Get the taintmug. 