stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

by ch April 12, 2004

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

On to the next ol’ son

A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.

On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.

by Eruditioner2 June 6, 2022

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

to Song

A term coined after the very arduous process of strong-arming one such person into being another's friend, this verb can be used to describe the process of platonically seducing an otherwise disinterested party via overzealous and often inappropriate means.

Cathy: Hey, Tina, why you been sitting outside my room for three days?

Tina: Cathy! I'm just trying to Song you.

by talgumbi February 1, 2009

Go-to Song

A particular song that one sings under one's breath in any awkward situation. Primarily gives said person an excuse not to talk.

Guy 1: So anyway dude, I hooked up with this girl called Clara last night. She was kind of fat and ugly and a bit of a tramp, but a really good lay nonetheless
Guy 2: Dude that was my sister!
Guy 3: *pause* Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you
Guy 2: What's he singing?
Guy 1: Yummy yummy yummy. It's his Go-to Song.

by Blargle Margle February 24, 2011

Go to Sonics

When someone wants to give you a handjob at a sonics drive thru.

Robert: Hey Erik wanna go to sonics?
Erik: No thanks I'm not gay.

by Papparion August 21, 2018