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Nail his/your pecker to a fence post. 

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.
1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.
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nailed her to the floor 

male #! "Did you fuck that girl last night?"

male#2 "Yeah, I nailed her to the floor..."

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall 

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree
"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

like nailing jello to a tree 

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.
Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

Nailed to the ceiling 

When you're both hammered and high at the same time.
There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.

Nailed him to the Concrete 

1) the act of killing somebody because they over stepped they boundary; verb noun a adjective
Example: girl “damnnn why the police nailed him to the concrete like that” guy: “because he drew his gun first 🤦🏽 ♂️“.