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Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?
Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"
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moving to California to write for the Food Network 

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

I forgot to make myself my food delivery 

When a person forgot someone's food.
What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

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phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu
My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.
tofood by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003
ToFood is a platform for travelers to meet local people for food at their homes. It is a cheaper alternative to the restaurants
Hey Im very hungry and tired after the whole day sightseeing!

Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.
tofood by Smart Raccooon January 6, 2019