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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
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Right to the door

noun - refers to one's right to leave either an Elective class or Honors/AP Class (usually to go to the easier classes). The prolific statement comes from one of Ian Terry's rants.
Ian: I don't get why so many people complain about Ms. Kostelic. If they think she's too difficult, nobody is keeping them in French 3 against their will. They have a right to the door. Walk out and go to another elective or a study hall.
by ShalerSlick March 27, 2007
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to the door

The cost of a product or group of products that you buy online or over the phone that includes shipping and handling and any other fees that may be applied at the time of purchase.
The price of all the PC components was given to the op as a to the door price so he new it would fit in his budget.
by JoshuaLovesFatBlackCocks August 17, 2015
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To the door

This refers to jail time - sentencing specifically. Usually when you catch time, you only have to do a % of your bid before you get released. But with certain crimes you have to do your whole sentence, day for day. We call that “to the door”.
Damn, you were a felon found in possession of a handgun? You’re gonna have to do 5 years to the door on that.
by merkbit September 30, 2022
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Back door to top floor

This is a sex move where a guy is giving anal, stops, and his partner gives a blow.
That girl was freaky. We went from back door to top floor.
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carried to the door

The day will finally arrive when you’re “carried to the door."
by mybeccca October 1, 2024
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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca

Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca
by Davis Aldo November 15, 2023
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