His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to jiggle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
Get the jiggle the mouse tail mug.1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.
2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?
2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
by wordguy2 March 16, 2010
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tailfin can have two meanings: either the inner labia of a woman extending (too) far outwards or simply a gay man from Finland (tail Fin).
example: "man, she has such a sexy body but when she bent forward, I suddenly saw her huge tailfins hanging down like giant rhubarb leaves and I got frightened that these things might have teeth and eat up my dick"
another example:
Eric: Where´s this guy from? He´s talking like some kinda alien.
Zac: "He´s from Finland".
Eric: "He seems a little gay to me"
Zac: "Yeah man, he´s a real tail Fin (tailfin) if you know what I mean..."
another example:
Eric: Where´s this guy from? He´s talking like some kinda alien.
Zac: "He´s from Finland".
Eric: "He seems a little gay to me"
Zac: "Yeah man, he´s a real tail Fin (tailfin) if you know what I mean..."
by Pope on Dope April 11, 2015
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Get the make heads or tails mug.The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.
by Beckerman May 14, 2010
Get the Floridian tail pipe mug.A reference to the scene in Monster Girl Quest where Tamamo gives you 3 choices of rewards:
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell
If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell
If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.
Touch Fluffy Tail. Why? It's fluffy, it's a tail, she has nine of them and looks like an 8 year old anime girl. Enjoy!
by TheGermanBritish Guy February 23, 2015
Get the Touch Fluffy Tail mug.Driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths space to be able to stop in time.
by sizzlechest November 23, 2013
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