Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.
Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"
Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"
Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"
*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*
Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."
Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"
Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"
*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*
Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."
by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022
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by Maya vendil November 16, 2018
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Origin: England
Meaning: Double-woven thread... crisscross fiery personality that can light a fire or smolder flames.
Origin: England
Meaning: Double-woven thread... crisscross fiery personality that can light a fire or smolder flames.
by Tink2Pink February 5, 2010
Get the Twyla mug.The name of a young girl who is beautiful both inside and out. Whenever you are with her you feel like life can't get any better, like she is perfect, perfect enough for the both of you. She is your definition of perfect. She is kind, so kind that most people aspire to be her, or be with her. You can trust her, she is not judgemental and she will take all of your secrets to her grave. She is just waiting for the right guy and when she finds him, she will give him all of her. And more. She will the best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for. She is also a best friend. She's one of those very special people in your life. The first person you think of when you make plans. The first person you go to when you need someone to talk to. You'll call them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you're sad she'll try her hardest to cheer you up. She gives the best hugs in the world! She is a shoulder to cry on, because you know that she truly cares about you. She is the kind of person who would take a bullet for you, because it would be too painful to watch you get hurt. She's amazing with kids and the parents too. She isn't afraid to talk to people because she believes that everyone deserves at least one chance. She is purely amazing. She's Tayla.
ayla is such a babe. She is just gorgeous.
Tayla: Describe me in one word?
Boy: Mine. And I wouldn't change that for the world.
Of course I like you Tayla. You're fun to be around. You're smart. You're funny. You're (very) cute. You're different. You're crazy. You're perfect, in an imperfect way. You always speak your mind. You have the best laugh. Of course I like you Tayla. You're you.
I don't know what I'd do without you Tayla. I love you so much, it hurts sometimes.
Tayla: Describe me in one word?
Boy: Mine. And I wouldn't change that for the world.
Of course I like you Tayla. You're fun to be around. You're smart. You're funny. You're (very) cute. You're different. You're crazy. You're perfect, in an imperfect way. You always speak your mind. You have the best laugh. Of course I like you Tayla. You're you.
I don't know what I'd do without you Tayla. I love you so much, it hurts sometimes.
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Amaria- where is twin y’all seen her
David - aye tylah you need to go see sum
Jadia- so girl listen
Chris- damn her ass fat ass hell
David - aye tylah you need to go see sum
Jadia- so girl listen
Chris- damn her ass fat ass hell
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