Timpanaro Hard

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!

Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!

by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008

Cuntly Trimper

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one.

She's acting like such a Cuntly Trimper

by Zeebar January 28, 2010

Timposter

That one semi-ginger person everyone thinks is sus.

Timposter is acting sussy today. I wonder what he's thinking about

by Sussy timposter baka December 13, 2021

timpearced

A term used when someone disses your rep in front of your homies

Campbell: Hey Tom, you look good in them jeans!
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.

by Moe Teabagger February 5, 2010

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

tsimpouki

Blow job in Greek. Same as pipa

Pare mou ena tsimpouki koukla mou!

by Hooly Wooly October 6, 2004

Thimp

( female gender variant of simp ); A female that spends most of her time, effort or money to be with a guy that is not interested in them. Will often flak on friends to spend as much time with said guy. The word derives itself from the combination of the words Thot and Simp. Female who has just come a relationship break up and meets these categories count as a Thimp

" Jesus, why dose she still try to go after him when he is clearly Not into her!?"

" Yeah, and this is the third time she has bailed on us and our plans! God, she is such a Thimp

by Guilmon857 April 2, 2020