by Monica M October 22, 2007
I picked up this hot bitch at the bar. I took her back to the flat and gave her some titty sprinkles.
by qwerty5 October 06, 2007
noun A silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
They call me "Tittie Sprinkles". I enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. Sometimes for fun I will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing "It`s raining men". I know some people think thats weird. Fuck that. I like unicorns. Anyway, if you feel that I might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. You should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. I look forward to meeting you. You dirty dirty bitches.
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