Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

by Never witter July 26, 2010

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

toitering

Lingering on the bowl far longer than it takes to extrude feces.

You've been in that bathroom for 2 hours! Put down the PSP and stop toitering!

by Buzzly Killington April 2, 2009

Twlittering

The littering of a Twitter timeline with mindless copy and paste re-tweets, often in order to win some prize or giveaway.

That software promotion has everyone I follow twlittering up my timeline with that stupid message to get that free app.

by monkeymojo March 25, 2009

youtube littering

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.

man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"

by Rachael Seahorse December 9, 2008

Tutering

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"

Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back

by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

Fittering

It is specifically the misuse or Hijacking of someone's Facebook page or "wall" for use as your own personal Twitter Page. All otherwise useless thoughts are posted to their page. You can regard their friends as "Followers", as they are exposed to all your minute by minute posts.

Guy 1: "My friend started twittering on my Facebook page, how annoying!"

Guy 2: "It's called fittering, you can do the same to his Blog (blittering) or linkedin (littering) page..."

by thune March 25, 2009