The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"
Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008
Get the titmatized mug.The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013
Get the German Totem pole mug.The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.
Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.
It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007
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Get the tilemaxos mug.A male who is partial to busty women, particularly their big breasts. He enjoys female breasts so much so that he would often rather titfuck a woman as opposed to actual intercourse.
Other variations of the term include tit man, breastman, breast man, boobman, boob man, etc.
Other variations of the term include tit man, breastman, breast man, boobman, boob man, etc.
by bustygirl September 7, 2011
Get the titman mug.one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
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