The old titcomb

First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.

A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.

Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.

"He gave her the old titcomb"

"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"

"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".

by JCmcgill April 26, 2011

titmowgli

someone who is extremely difficult to get rid of.

The naked ancient Amazonian tribe woman with enormous breasts and nipples the size of doorknobs was fed up with her titmowgli infants, who remained attached to her tits despite her efforts to shake them off by running vigorously in the forest.

by pervert_pop November 10, 2013

titdown

when you score a chick with ***** (5 star rating) tits

man i just scored a titdown with that bitch over there.

by Kristoffer1818 October 11, 2007

Titcorn

Popcorn that has fallen into someones shirt. Originates from the word 'popcorn' and the slang word 'tits' (meaning breasts of a woman).

Popcorn: Oh look, tits! *Falls into Kayla's shirt*

Laila: Ummm Kayla... *giggles* You got some titcorn.

Kayla: *causally eats the titcorn*

Popcorn: *screaming* At least I die happy!

by The Dinosaureal August 17, 2018

Titcoin

When you and your girl are banging and making Bitcoin investment at the same time

Me and my girl Zoey were bored of the same-old sex. We both had Bitcoin, so we decided to do it Titcoin style. The whole time we were bangin we were investing. We orgasmed at the same time we made our highest investments.

by Jeffy12345 March 15, 2021

titcok

A highly invasive social media app that's full of spyware, ruined the attention span of younger generations, and frequently used by old pervs. As much as people loved Vine, and hated Musical.ly cringe, titcok takes the worst aspects of both & ramps them up to 11. When this malicious app isn't bloatware, it often comes with unwanted downloads from mobile carriers. Titcok is used to push the "influencers, not celebrities" agenda that The CCP pushes, yet they are a virtually indistinguishable jobs in the online sector (including shilling scam products). Titcok is what YouTube and Facebook was for the last generation of tech.

Kid: Hey mom, can you help me make a video?
Mom: You don't get to shake your ass on titcok anymore, that shit's about to get banned anyway. Good riddance!

by KLEOKRUCIFIXATION March 31, 2023

timcowdead

when a cow named tim dies

there was a timcowdead yesterday

by anonymous July 5, 2023