when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
by phan4life May 17, 2010
Get the tissue fishing mug.When a DM says that you will play a single session campaign (One-shot) but then it turns into a 20+ session campaign.
Player 1 - "So Sunday we're having our new oneshot right?"
Player 2 - "It's probably going to be a Timshot"
Player 1 - "What the hell does that mean?"
Player 2 - "Prepare for more than one session buddy. This will be a long one"
Player 2 - "It's probably going to be a Timshot"
Player 1 - "What the hell does that mean?"
Player 2 - "Prepare for more than one session buddy. This will be a long one"
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A nick name members of the band Nirvana used around their 1990 tour in particular krist and Kurt used this name.
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008
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Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.
Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.
Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!
by namestealer1337 October 28, 2009
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Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.
He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.
A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.
Popular Nico Video musician, known for his very skilled bass guitar playing and on-stage cosplay as Nagato Yuki.
He is generally considered to be a 'Trap'.
A 'Trap' is a well recognised cultural phenomena in Japan (and elsewhere) where 'boys' dress convincingly as 'girls', and Cosplay can feature heavily as part of this transgenderist cross-dressing.
by Mongrol23 December 18, 2010
Get the Tissue Hime mug.the pain one feels on the bottom of or just below their nose after wiping it too much with tissues. Usually occurs during alergy season or when he or she has a runny/congested nose
by UndeadMessenger December 28, 2008
Get the tissue burn mug.Scar tissue replaces normal skin tissue after the skin is damaged. Though scar tissue is made up of the same substance as undamaged skin, it looks different because of the way the fibers in the tissue are arranged. Scars form every time the skin is damaged beyond its first layer, whether that damage comes from a cut, burn, or a skin condition like acne or a fungal infection. Though there are ways to minimize the appearance of scars, there is no way to remove them entirely. Usually originates from deep punctures or cuts that are not properly stitched.
Also a RHCP song, but the word origin has been around way before the song came out.
Also a RHCP song, but the word origin has been around way before the song came out.
a thick wooden stick punctured my thigh in a freak skateboarding accident. As you can see, this discolored patch on my leg is scar tissue that took weeks to form.
by Oddballls January 4, 2015
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