tiramisu

When a lady masturbates, (herself or a partner) with coffee, then ejaculates onto her hand
Dude, I met this sexy barista at the coffee shop. She took me round back and made a tiramisu.
by Chocolate_Turtles December 28, 2012
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Tiramisu

A word used to describe the hottest Midwestern girl you know
by StonerBoner27 January 28, 2017
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Eating Tiramisu

Where you eating tiramisu last night?

Hell ya she was moanin too.
by Amanduh Desiree December 28, 2007
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tiramisu dick

Masculine genitalia whose inconsistency in color pattern may resemble a Tiramisu desert. Such condition may be of permanent nature or temporary. Physical, Not Medical Condition (tho, in signs of conflicting patterns I'd seriously look into it)
Chao Honey...have a nice day at the beach..please drink lotsN'lots of water, and peaty please...don't stay too much at the Nudist camp! ....hate it when you come back with Tiramisu dick.
by turkishcoffe September 05, 2016
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Tiramisu (Expression)

Tiramisu is a non-food related term used under two different circumstances. Firstly, it can be used to express your sincerity in any given situation. Usually used when one wishes to convey a true level of genuineness in their actions, words, behaviours without any ill intention or intent to play with others emotions. Generally, it is used both in question and answer form. It can also be expressed when one desires to give their word to someone. So instead of saying, “I give you my word”, one would replace it with “Tiramisu”.The derivation of such term usage arises from the fact that Tiramisu is a bona-fide and sweet desert.

Secondly, 'Tiramisu' is voiced when one wishes to indicate a feeling of being misunderstood by another. It is connected to the previous definition but the conditions under which it is used differs. Under this circumstance, an individual would say 'tiramisu' when they feel their genuineness and honesty is in question. The use of this term in such a context came about when a young Spanish child by the name of TIRA felt MISUndertood by a close relative. Their English skills were underdeveloped at that time so they expressed their feeling by saying 'Tira Misu'.
Eg. 1
Answer form -
individual: “I was thinking of purchasing an autotuning microphone for your birthday so we can play karaoke without having to worry about our screechy voices”
questioner: “Really? No, you said that 25 months, 2 weeks, 5 days and 8 hours ago but we are still microphoneless.
Individual: “No really! I've been saving up! Tiramisu

Question form -
person 1: “The casserole you made for dinner last night was delicious.”
person 2: “Tiramisu?”
person 1: “Of course, I mean it.”

Eg. 2
Neil Armstrong: “I went to space, visited the moon, put an American Flag on it then came back to earth”
Person: “No way, you couldn't have. You're just trying to gain publicity and make cash so you can buy those expensive cowboy boots you always wanted”
Neil Armstrong: “Tiramisu.... Tiramisu. I honestly went to the moon and came back.”

Tiramisu (Expression)
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redneck tiramisu

Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!
Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!

Dave: What on earth is that??

Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...

Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
by Marshall Fazione November 20, 2016
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Desi Tiramisu

If you ask Google, Google defines Tiramisu as a no-bake dessert.

If you ask Desi, Desi says it's fucking cake.

Desi Tiramisu.
by biketyson September 20, 2023
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