A woman with a small vag, that a stout, strapping young male experiences as a "none shall pass" vagina. No entry here. Well, unless you have a needle dick. "Needle dick, Needle dick"
I followed this fine, thick ass chick back to her pad to play "hide the sausage", but when it came time, The only way to get into the show was with a backstage pass, because she had a tiny dancer.
by phillynate January 28, 2009
Somebody who says s/he is gangster, but is, in fact, not. In essence, a wankster. See the word "krisha"
Krisha is a tiny dancer.
by Quismo112 July 29, 2004
In Rhianna's lyrics for "S.O.S." she says: "...and I'm your tiny dancer..." I really think that's what she mean't.
by RhianX12 July 21, 2010
(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.
The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010
Tiny dancer: When a stripper at an all nude club has a tiny little turd turtle poking out of her butthole while she dances.
OMG. That hot stripper chick totally had a tiny dancer. I thought it was gonna fall in to my vodka and turn it into a strippertini.
by SeaMurph June 29, 2017
there is a tiny dancer watching over me
by Harper Ociana February 18, 2021