tinsel

Worthless, wretched, useless, pointless. Derived from the silver, metallic strands that are strewn about during the holiday season; which are completely pointless and horribly messy. Used to describe someone's/thing's behaviour and/or actions.

"Did you see whast the boss was doing? He was totally organizing the damaged merchandise."-Employee 1
"Yeah, he's such a tool."-Employee 2
"He's very tinsel."-Employee 1

by Billy the Bully February 14, 2009

tinsel

Cheap jewelry. Fake "bling". Quarter machine specials....

"that chics ring was totally tinsel"

by Joebo July 11, 2005

Tinseler

A person who is overly-invested in decorating for the holidays.

Person 1: "Man, Suzy's Christmas tree is up so early. It's not even Thanksgiving yet!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's such a tinseler."

by teemingturtles November 23, 2014

tinsel

when gray hair starts to creep into the hair on your head.

I got a haircut the other day to take out some of the tinsel.

by freq May 18, 2007

Tinsellitis

A minor affliction of the skin caused by decorating Christmas trees.(noun)

The tree looked wonderful but Carol had a bad case of Tinsellitis.

by Gwazel July 01, 2014

tinsel

a person who is flashy but worthless, similar to what a tool is.

Derrick thinks he is a pimp, but he's really a tinsel.

by Verum July 02, 2006

Tinsel Crown

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016