Tinoism

Tinoism a religion created by a middle teen named Tino that has a tradition to eat lemons. There are 5 ranks in this religion:
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions

I support Tinoism

by Voltage_cure March 21, 2019

Tineo

The Esperanto word for moth. Tineos are often loving, kind, and warm, cuddly companions. Find yourself a tineo and you will live the rest of your life in joy and prosperity. These loving companions are true jewels and a treasure of the world.

The tineo is so pretty!
Juvelo is a tineo.
I really want to eat a tineo!

by Juvelo's Biggest Fan September 30, 2019

tinnitus

The ringing in your ear that is sometimes heard, usually because a sound is too loud.

My music was so loud, I now have chronic tinnitus.

by Steven December 15, 2003

tinny rat

A child aged 12 + years with a newly acquired boat licence, driving in a tinny with an outboard motor.

I'm not tying up the boat for you tinny rat that's your job!

by Mynxly April 12, 2017

Corona Tinnitus

Hearing the faint persistent constant ringing sound of an incoming call from your meeting software (e.g Microsoft Teams or Zoom) due to long forced work from home meeting fatigue.

Bob abruptly ended his bio break to run back for a Teams call but realized it was only his Corona Tinnitus.

by Patrick EmpowerID March 31, 2020

Tinpot

A crappy little Football club who have never acheived anything, have very few supporters and generally have a rubbish stadium.

Wigan only took 500 to Blackburn on Saturday how Tinpot are they?

by Gilbert the 13th July 29, 2012

tinfoil hat

Propoganda designed to cover up a massive government conspiracy. Begining in the late 1970's, the United States government tried to cover up its radio-wave thought-control program by circulating a false rumor that people could shield their minds from government intrusion by wearing a tinfoil hat. In truth, a tinfoil hat only improves reception and makes it easier for the government to read your mind. Speak truth to power!

Take off that tinfoil hat, you fool, the black helicopters are coming!

by Shep Pettibone May 24, 2009