tinky winky

Being paraniod about homosexuality and always looking to uncover it. Reading into every little thing in an effort to prove that something is gay while ignoring anything that may contradict this belief. For example, assuming a fictional creature is gay because of its skin color or fashion sense while ignoring the fact that it doesn't have genitals.

I can't believe how tinky winky the boss is. He figured I was gay just for using a purple post it.

by KJR September 4, 2005

Tinky Winky

Tinky winky is the bassassdest tellytubby ever. He jwns the other tellytubbys.

Lala: uhh ohhh. tinky winky come!
Po: uh ohhhh. tinky winky kik us ass!
Lala: biiiiiiiiiig huuuuuuuug

by eleggodiablo August 25, 2003

tinky winky

tinky winky is a gay teletebbie with a tinky winky

tinky winky is a right utter gay

by mrw February 14, 2005

tinky winky

Gay teletubby is purple (gay pride colour)has triangle on his head (gay pride shape or symbol) has red leather handbag. each teletubby has own song his is: tinkle winkle tinky winky lala la

tinkle winkle tinky winky lala la

by jack the runt June 27, 2005

tinkie winkie

used to describe a small penis

My sister told me you had a small tinkie winkie.

by Abraham Castellanos October 27, 2006

Tinky winky

Noun
Means someone with a microscopic ass dick, like smaller then a fucking pinky small

He has a tinky winky, dont try and fuck him

by AfterWater October 27, 2018

Tinky Winky

A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.

"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."

by karter_619 March 27, 2009