Trumpanzee

noun a person who blindly believes everything the tangerine tribble says . They will typically be right wing Christian conservatives who think women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen . They often subscribe to the belief that anyone who is not whiter than wonder bread should go back where they came from even if that is their own country. Most are fans of Professional Wrestling and believe it is legitimate and real like the tangerine toddler . They believe that there should not be abortions but think any kind of gun control to keep people from shooting up kids that are here is the worst thing ever. Most of all they think any criticism of Donald Trump is akin to blasphemy and that anyone who does so should be hung for treason.

Did you see the Trumpanzees on Fox News sticking up for that mysoginistic pedophile motherfucker

by BellasaurusTheJust August 23, 2019

Simpanzee

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

Tompanzee

Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.

If a Tompanzee's brain was made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

by Gammonhunter March 9, 2019

simpanzee

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").

Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.

by eyelidlash July 18, 2021

pimpanzee

one who might be considered a pimp yet no one knows why, usually because they lack many things. Also, the "anzee" ending comes from the word chimp. Many pimpanzess are animals from the wildlife, hence the name. Many pimpanzees are national icons as well. They usually also like wroatches.

Woah he gets so many girls! what a pimpanzee.

I wish i could pimpanzee it like she does.

by Boolie August 29, 2008

trumpanzee

A Trumpanzee is a mindless follower and believer of Donald Trump. Observe these primitive creatures from a safe distance, as they are known to attack. Trumpanzee's are un-evolved members of society known for nonsensical, sexist, racist, and inflammatory remarks. Their low intelligence makes them impervious to facts, and they seem to have an affinity to HUGE walls. - -Do not engage - -

"FOX NEWS is showing some Trumpanzee's attacking a guy at a Trump rally . It is scary, but fascinating to watch them go Ape-Sh*t!!"

by eight675three09 July 20, 2016