tilapia’d

To get tilapia’d is like getting catfished.

It’s when your date shows up but they look slightly different than their online profile.

Eg. hair style, weight, etc.

Person 1: Dude my date last night was a little chubbier than I expected.

Person 2: aww dude, you got Tilapia’d

by dirtychai August 20, 2023

Holy Tilapia

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.

Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"

by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 29, 2021

Spicy Tilapia

When you forgot you used warming lubricant on your girlfriend, and you go down on her anyway.

Holy shit! I thought I lubed my gurl with the minty KY, but it was the warming one! That's one spicy tilapia!

by Atpita December 29, 2019

Wet Tilapia

A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.

Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.

by AssMuncher305 August 7, 2020

poopy tilapia

When someone uses a condom, then removes it and defecates in it. Afterwards slaps you in the face with it.

Ryan got a poopy tilapia from Mike, while Jason watched and got a Dover dustoff

by Yoham smit April 21, 2018

sloppy tilapia

That good good coochie

Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!

by ab28472 May 3, 2019

Soapy Tilapia

When a women washes her vagina out with hand soap.

Damn bro shordy got that soapy tilapia, she washed her coot out with hand soap in my bathroom

by MacNFN April 24, 2023