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Tito Dick

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016
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tikthot

Platform based thots of the TikTok app. Usually found doing the most trendy (cringey) videos while wearing revealing clothing to lure in horny kids. Very similar to a Twitch Thot
Mark: Dude, this girl is hot, I'd smash
Peter: Bro, that's a TikThot, and she's like 16
Mark: Dang
David: Yeah, but why do you even have this app
by TomGibson the Horse Slayer 246 October 20, 2018
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Roblox Tiktoks

Roblox Tiktokidus (or RT-20) is common disorder that develops around ages 8-10 and worsen by ages 14-16. Any children with access to Roblox and TikTok (and don't have a father around) are extremely vulnerable. Keep your friends and family older than 9 away from the internet for about 6 months to - forever.

Symptoms include:
A desire for muscles and stitching your fucking face shut
20 different hair items on
Acting 10 years older than the victim's actual age
(Common in age 12) The lie of "Wanna get drunk and nasty"

Vaccines for this disease have not yet been produced, but are being worked on as you read this.
This is not to hate, this is to treat. The vaccine creators have named the vaccine Treatimigun. Treat the patient, and if it doesn't work, gun.
Person 1: Hey, how is your child handling the Roblox Tiktoks disorder?
Person 2: (Shows Person 1 one of the victim's tiktoks)
"wAnNa GeT dRuNk AnD nAsTy!!!!
WiLl yOu Be My BbG????????? ;)"

Person 1: . . . Mary, it's time. I'll even pay for the euthanizing appointment!
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken November 18, 2021
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Gender war on tiktok

A war that if you take part in you need to relook on your life because you won't gain anything from it.
Chad: Hey what side are you on for the Gender war on tiktok ?
Me: I do not participate in such nonsense
by @bikolye (tik tok) October 22, 2020
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TikTok

An app responsible for destroying about a seventh of the global population.
Fuck TikTok!
by Roydiscord Productions March 4, 2021
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Tiktard

These Tiktard act cringe
by MirrorStone May 6, 2021
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straight tiktok

When the only thing on your for you page is max dressler, lil huddy and the hype house. Basically it means that your tiktok for you page is boring and probably so are you.
"I hate starting a new tiktok account because the only thing i see is straight tiktok."
by main_character May 15, 2020
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