A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
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by Zack Schader October 7, 2020
Get the men in tights mug.Getting turned on by having quickie sex with a girl with tights and a skirt on. After ejaculating inside her pull the tights back up then when she is stood up, watch as the spunk trickles outta her cunt down her leg through her tights
I met this student girl in a nightclub, she was wearing purple tights and we fucked in an alley. I left her with Creamy Tights
by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009
Get the Creamy Tights mug.Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
Get the Withering Tights mug.when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
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