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Dick-warmer Tie

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.
The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.
by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010
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Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.
"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
by mRKiPs January 31, 2017
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dick's tie theory

To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.

The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
by bear1000 February 27, 2011
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Dickless Tie

A bow tie. A tie without hanging cloth.
"Wear one of 'em fancy dickless ties to the dinner tonight."
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
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distraction tie

after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night
by phexxa March 30, 2010
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Columbian Dick Tie

When you slice the nut sack open and pull the dick through the scrotum in a means of torture.

Also known as the Epstein Neck Tie 😁
I gave that child molester and Columbian Dick Tie.
by Bottom surgery July 21, 2019
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Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.
Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.
by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017
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