Thunderstand

Thunderstand: thun-der-stand - 'thən-dər-'stand
v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle

v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing

Only morons cannot thunderstand this concept!

by Livet•Juice June 4, 2009

Thundertard

A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.

He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!

by Thugbug April 21, 2014

thunderstrokeage

When your sausage is being stroked so hard that the friction from her hand to your cock becomes a thunderstrokeage explosion.

Cock is sparking electricity.

Louis asks his bitch to thunderstrokeage him asap.

Or ciao blitz

by Gourkiman February 10, 2018

thunderstormcrotch

When you get so wet you make it "rain"

Lolita: "That girl was like a slip 'n' slide"
Denise: "She was a five star thunderstormcrotch?"

by jinxy whore June 10, 2010

Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

by Cardog November 12, 2007

thunderstroking

When you jack off so hard you dislocate your shoulder

"What did you do to your shoulder?"
"I messed it while thunderstroking."

by Nate da skate November 30, 2009

dry thunderstorm

A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.

A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.

by Mason Eckhart February 8, 2010